Nexus is broken.
Turrets are not my friend here.
I like that bosses explode with useful trinkets.
I feel I’m going to be sighing a lot in this game.
Excuse me while I hide in this corner.
I feel like “side effects” doesn’t quite cover whatever this is.
Why is his outfit cooler than mine?!
It’s a hackamajig, Julianna!
I’m loving this machete.
Why is this text screaming at me?!
Player 2 (3?) has entered the fray!
“Excuse me, I’m looking for a robot—” *sees nothing but robots*
I have no idea what’s going on.
Well, that explains everything! Maybe …
One more to go.
Well. That’s a lot of plot.
So, ignore that goat totem I clearly missed. I know I did.
This door opening mechanism doesn’t seem very practical…
This is quite the factory for a village in the middle of nowhere.
And now it’s time to pillage this village of all its treasure.
And here’s the episode where I use all my ammo.
It’s a good thing I can make ammo on the fly. Could you imagine if I couldn’t?!
I can only imagine the disease that lurks in that water.
Ethan is made of hardy stuff, just saying.
I will burn down this house, I swear it.
Reason #1,936,012 to never have children.