‘Vampyr’ intrigues with its fascinating morality system — and then frustrates with everything eles
Why are people so mean to me?
We’re going to get so much blood from these people.
Maybe we’re not actually making friends.
Look at us making friends. I think…
Let’s go investigate, shall we?
I will kill everything, so help me God.
There’s SO much happening on the screen right now.
That bounce, though!
Now that we’ve danced, time to investigate!
Hana, don’t take that shit from Akiyama!
Well, that got dark in a hurry.
I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.
I’ll basically perform anywhere, I guess.
I’m the strongest yakuza! … Idol, I mean. The strongest idol.
Finally, some real drama!
Time to “America’s Got Talent” this shit!
It’s like a street fight … only less synchronized.
I repeat: Who the fuck are you?!
And now, time for a plot dump.
Not going to lie: Saejima is looking sharp.
A snowball fight to the death, you say?
We make quite the … match.
Time for some questing.
Meet the most badass Santa ever.
It would seem nature sucks no matter what country you’re in.