Finally, some real drama!
Time to “America’s Got Talent” this shit!
It’s like a street fight … only less synchronized.
I repeat: Who the fuck are you?!
And now, time for a plot dump.
Not going to lie: Saejima is looking sharp.
A snowball fight to the death, you say?
We make quite the … match.
Time for some questing.
Meet the most badass Santa ever.
It would seem nature sucks no matter what country you’re in.
I didn’t realize I was playing a Cabela game.
I already hate this village.
A bear fight?!
Come at me, Saejima says.
And the pieces start fitting together. Kind of…
There’s nothing shady about this at all, I promise.
This is an odd sequence.
Look at Saejima making friends.
And on to the second of 1 million characters.
Of course Kiryu can win a gang war singlehandedly.
My rival taxi drivers cheat.
Back to training.
And now it’s time for plot.
That did not go as expected.
‘Yakuza 5’ off to a silly, oddly intense start